Most hated man in Oklahoma.
Earlier today, my mom asked me to download B.O.B songs into her iPod.
Hoe mai gawt. My mom is so coool now.
Mary LEggo
HTML (Huyen Tran Mary Le)
Maraye
or
Mare Bear
Getting one of these names airbrushed onto my CFD shirt.
Pick one, pretty please?
Adding Mama Le to this.
BREAKING: JaVale McGee is turning Filipino
Move over, Nate Robinson. Step aside, DeMarcus Cousins. Take a knee, Tim Tebow. JaVale McGee is joining the family.
Antipolo City representative Robbie Puno has filed House Bill 6169, which would naturalize JaVale McGee, making him a Filipino citizen, and eligible to play for the SMART-Gilas Pilipinas national team
Puno, in his bill’s cover letter, cited McGee’s “remarkable track record in the United States’ professional basketball scene” as consideration for his inclusion in the SMART-Gilas program.
“Remarkable” is certainly one way to describe his “track record.”
Let me be the first to say, “Welcome, JaVale! We’re glad to have you, your dunks, and your antics, and we’re proud to soon call you an honorary Filipino.” #KUYA
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Mary LEggo
HTML (Huyen Tran Mary Le)
Maraye
or
Mare Bear
Getting one of these names airbrushed onto my CFD shirt.
Pick one, pretty please?
AP Test: Hey, I just met you
AP Test: And this is crazy
AP Test: But I'm going to come up with the hardest mother fucking questions known to man and have answers that all look the same to confuse the fuck out of you, then throw 6-7 of the hardest, most ambiguous questions known to man at you because I like seeing little girls and boys cry while simultaneously timing the hole test to watch you shrivel up into Dante's Inferno
AP Test: So Call Me Maybe
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Monday May 14th
romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
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Monday May 14th
THUNDER UP! LAKERS DOWN!
Ron Artest, you heartless son of a bitch, I wish you were injured in this game.
